"I was so confused
Super confused and baffled.
It was baffling."
Dec 5, 2009
Dec 2, 2009
Midnight in the Valley of Cheese and Crackers
"Sometimes I am good,
And sometimes bad. That makes me
An interesting kid."
And sometimes bad. That makes me
An interesting kid."
Nov 28, 2009
Nov 15, 2009
Data Correction at 4.583 years
"Are you from the Moon?"
"Earth is the only planet
That supports life, Dad."
"Earth is the only planet
That supports life, Dad."
Nov 10, 2009
Oct 11, 2009
Oct 9, 2009
Oct 3, 2009
Sep 27, 2009
"Yeah, But Now the Rudder Won't Work and the Plane Won't Turn," He Said
Daddy put a band
From the wing to the tail
To stabilize it
From the wing to the tail
To stabilize it
Sep 24, 2009
Sep 23, 2009
Sep 13, 2009
"America's Original Pterodactyls!"
"Why do we have bats?"
"Do other cities have bats?"
"I know what bats are!"
"Do other cities have bats?"
"I know what bats are!"
Aug 15, 2009
Aug 7, 2009
First Minor League Baseball Game
First glance at first pitch
Peering over the home plate
A grand-slam home run
Peering over the home plate
A grand-slam home run
Aug 3, 2009
Aug 1, 2009
Jul 31, 2009
Jul 15, 2009
Jul 14, 2009
Jul 3, 2009
Jun 29, 2009
Jun 28, 2009
Yes. That's Exactly How It Happened
"Were you a playwright
And then became my mommy
Who is a playwright?"
And then became my mommy
Who is a playwright?"
Waking With a Start to Go Search Facebook
Dreaming of a face
"Don't you remember me? Try!"
My first-grade boyfriend?!?
"Don't you remember me? Try!"
My first-grade boyfriend?!?
Jun 25, 2009
Improvising Song in Reference to Magic School Bus in Outer Space
"Ring around the moon"
"Rocket full of astronauts"
Not skipping a beat
"Rocket full of astronauts"
Not skipping a beat
Labels:
big kid,
haiku,
mommy blog,
talking,
things that go
Jun 22, 2009
Jun 12, 2009
Jun 9, 2009
Jun 7, 2009
Jun 3, 2009
May 31, 2009
May 30, 2009
Calling in the Lawyers Already
"Don't do that, okay?"
"What are you, a lawyer?"
"Where did you hear that!?!"
"What are you, a lawyer?"
"Where did you hear that!?!"
May 28, 2009
May 25, 2009
May 3, 2009
Apr 23, 2009
The Kid Can Tell A Joke!
"What person can jump
Higher than a mountain? ALL –
... Mountains don't jump!"
Higher than a mountain? ALL –
... Mountains don't jump!"
Apr 4, 2009
Apr 3, 2009
Mar 7, 2009
Mar 3, 2009
Feb 25, 2009
Feb 22, 2009
Feb 20, 2009
Feb 19, 2009
Feb 15, 2009
Feb 11, 2009
Feb 5, 2009
Feb 3, 2009
Jan 20, 2009
Jan 14, 2009
Jan 7, 2009
Jan 5, 2009
What Will You Be When You Grow Up
"A pilot and driver
All the things I want to be
One at a time, slow"
All the things I want to be
One at a time, slow"
Dec 23, 2008
Dec 22, 2008
Nov 15, 2008
Oct 16, 2008
Oct 5, 2008
Sep 30, 2008
Sep 25, 2008
Sep 18, 2008
Sep 11, 2008
"The Bottom of this Airplane is Very Peculiar," and Other Detailed Observations
"Do cars have bodies?"
"I'm making the car's body."
"Do humpbacks drive cars?"
"I'm making the car's body."
"Do humpbacks drive cars?"
Lesson from Dora
"Humpback whales use their tails
To make big, big, ocean waves
Not their little mouths."
To make big, big, ocean waves
Not their little mouths."
Aug 25, 2008
Aug 23, 2008
Interesting Word Choices
"I feel extinguished."
"Really big humongous signal."
"Look. It's a big boy!"
"Really big humongous signal."
"Look. It's a big boy!"
Aug 13, 2008
...But What I Really Liked Most at the Zoo Was the Trains
"Black and white costumes
Swimming like flying forward
Dive down and go up"
Swimming like flying forward
Dive down and go up"
Aug 4, 2008
Little Pig Wakes Up Crying At Midnight
"Wolf came and he blowed
My water and food and stuff
Blowed it all away!"
My water and food and stuff
Blowed it all away!"
Jul 16, 2008
Jul 5, 2008
Jun 24, 2008
No Country for Restless Sagittariuses
In-law addition
Tommy Lee Jones, Tess Harper
Drowning in cement
Tommy Lee Jones, Tess Harper
Drowning in cement
Labels:
celebrities,
dreams,
haiku,
mommy blog,
pop culture
Jun 8, 2008
May 25, 2008
"I Don't Like Lady Doctors..."
"Sick in my tummy
In my red heart that goes boom..."
She is "too friendly"
In my red heart that goes boom..."
She is "too friendly"
May 17, 2008
May 16, 2008
May 12, 2008
May 2, 2008
Invitation to Floor Play
"Do you want to play?
There's plenty of room down here."
Yellow Tonka toys
There's plenty of room down here."
Yellow Tonka toys
Labels:
baby,
haiku,
mommy blog,
talking,
things that go
Apr 30, 2008
From the Island of Sodor
"Daddy, are you mad?
I'll be grumpy and cross, too."
"How do I know about cross?"
I'll be grumpy and cross, too."
"How do I know about cross?"
Labels:
baby,
haiku,
mommy blog,
pop culture,
real,
talking
Apr 17, 2008
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